Parkana watched the worst movie ever last night called "Firewall." We suffer, so you suffer. The premise of the movie involves Harrison Ford as a computer programmer for bank security software. The bad guys hold his family hostage in their house (don't worry--they bring Hungry Man meals for sustenance--maybe some sort of sick product tie-in) while he has to hack into the very system he built to steal $100million. Here are a couple of highlights (spoiler alert):
1. Harrison Ford kills a guy with blender and later kills the main bad guy with a pickax. How much longer can Harrison play the "normal guy turned hero" role? He also runs over another bad guy-- they crash into a shed which explodes....
2. Harrison's secretary goes to a born-again christian "rock concert" to get a cell phone from a co-worker who is in love with her because Harrison took a picture of the bank account numbers he stole from as proof of the scandal with the cell phone camera--got that?
3. Harrison's son went into anaphylactic shock after the main bad guy gave him a peanut-laced cookie. When the family tried to find his epi-pen to save him, the could not locate it--because the bad guys had taken it. After a plea from Harrison, they finally give it to him.
4. Harrison finds his family (the bad guys take them to an abandoned lake house to kill them) by tracking the dog's gps collar!
I could go on for days, but this movie has already sucked so much life from ParkAna.
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sounds suck, we went last weekend and saw what we thought was a pretty funny movie - Step Brothers. I laughed all the way through - it's so funny to hear Will Farell drop the "F" bomb over and over. Definitely better than your movie
This movie sounds AWESOME! I want to see a guy get killed by a blender and a shed exploding.... hahaha I have never seen this..sounds like a stupid movie.
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